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Al Gore Book Signing
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class316 with Al Gore
He was doing a speech at a University. When trying to get him via stalking he blew all 3 of us off saying he was running late. To be fair he was actually running late. So he had a 2 hour speech and then a book signing for his stupid environmental book “Our Choice". Tickets were sold out so I could not enter no matter.
I had to wait till all this was over. BUT throughout the evening my body must have been possessed by the spirit of one of The Mooch’s dead relatives. Here’s how it starts. I go in and ask how long the speech will be over. They say the speech is over at 8 then he’s got a book signing which will go on for as long as there are people that bought books (read: people that paid money). So I go out and out of the blue one guy asks if I need a ticket. I asked how much he said FREE! So I took it! Now I could actually enter the building.
BUT the dead Grand Mooch did not cease possessing my body just yet. After the speech the signing started. Books were $30. I would have considered paying that to get a photo op, however, I saw that they weren’t allowing photo ops and policing the line. So I wait. When the last set of people were sent I simply snuck my way into the line in the hopes of mooching a photo op.
As I reach the table I try asking for a photo op but was rebuffed saying they gotta get the line moving. Then what happens, one guy running the table just HANDS me a signed book! Yes, I was somehow given a book! That’s strike 2 for the supernatural Mooch that possessed me! But did it end there? Remember I was possessed by a Mooch Sr!
Note that by then the guards had left as the amount of people had died out. So I just lingered about. I also thought someone would claim that mooched book but no one did. So at this point I decided the book was mine. When everyone was done I begged Al Gore for a photo op and sure enough I got it!!
Essentially I got an Al Gore combo and book for cheaper than a Colt Cabana combo at LOTR (bet you thought I was gonna use another reference here!). ALL MOOCHED FOR FREE.
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